do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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