do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We need to rekindle our bromance
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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