I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
