You can't special order awesome
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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