so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
