Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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