I don't usually arrange sex via text message
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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