Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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