Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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