used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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