Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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