so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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