that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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