Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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