If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
