Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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