you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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