My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I love having hate sex.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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