no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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