we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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