No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize