that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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