Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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