Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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