Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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