im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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