Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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