Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This baby is an asshole
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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