he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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