So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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