I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
When did we convert life to cartoon?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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