how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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