I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
