its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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