Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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