i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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