Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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