Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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