Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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