So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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