Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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