two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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