Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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