Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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