The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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