Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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