So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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