im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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