he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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