STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
