I like my sex mixed with concussions.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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