did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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