So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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