but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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